its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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