I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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