I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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