Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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