Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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