he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
you never un-have a 4some
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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