I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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