Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm just crazy horny about you
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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