i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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