he puts the penis in happiness.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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