I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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