I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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