Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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