and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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