Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I need to align my fucking chakras
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
