We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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