After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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