I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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