I look better un-naked...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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