You surviving the open bar?
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How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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