butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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