Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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