I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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