your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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