i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Randomize
