What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this boner is exhausting
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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