I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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