She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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