Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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