haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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