they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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