It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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