I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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