if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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