I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
