what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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