I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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