its not stalking. its research.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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