adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My ass is underappreciated
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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