he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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