Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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