Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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