we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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