I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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