Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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