Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
