why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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