Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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