I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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