she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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