I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Who did Billy Mays play for?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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