you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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