White coat. Heels.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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