She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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